One of the many, varied joys of practising crime is the privilege of seeing first hand, each and every day, how absolutely useless the criminal law can be. This week – 18 to 24 April – heralds National Stalking Awareness Week, and presents an unmissable opportunity for me to mount my high hobby horse-shaped soap box to…
Read moreYou call this justice? On yer bike
Since this blog was ill-advisedly conceived 10 months ago, I have directed a handful of pot shots towards a variety of people. The media – the Metro and the BBC are notable recidivists in poor legal reporting – MPs, magistrates, the CPS, the Ministry of Justice, and more recently, albeit a fight not of my…
Read moreWhy was this crucial evidence hidden from the jury?
Today is for obvious reasons a dark day, and I don’t wish to dim the light further by dwelling unnecessarily on tragedy. But, while it’s still doing the rounds in news cycles, just a brief word, if I may, on the “revelations” that have been published in the wake of the conviction of Clayton Williams…
Read moreHas Philip Davies MP just proposed the stupidest law of all time?
I’ve heard some stupid ideas in my time. The proposed “sentence escalator” is a classic, providing that “any person convicted of the same criminal offence on more than one occasion must receive a longer custodial sentence for the second or subsequent offence than his longest previous sentence for the same offence” – regardless of the facts…
Read moreThe Metro should be ashamed of this blatant dishonesty
Another Thursday, another news outlet seemingly heck bent on grabbing my dander and yanking it to attention. Today is the turn of the Metro to use its front page to demonstrate how to merrily defecate on the quaint outmoded journalistic principles of “fairness” and “accuracy”. Although, extending to the Metro the fairness that it has…
Read moreOk BBC, so what SHOULD we spend defending criminals?
I shall be brief and to the point. I had not planned on blogging today. But then came along the BBC. With this: Becky killers got £400,000 in legal aid https://t.co/94MTgSzd3z — BBC News (UK) (@BBCNews) March 3, 2016 Now, this kind of “story” I’ve come to expect from certain news-peddlers. The Mail, the Telegraph, the…
Read moreJoint Enterprise: Just a few quick things
This morning the Supreme Court handed down judgment in R v Jogee; Ruddock v The Queen [2016] UKSC 8 , and everyone’s mighty excited. This case – dealing with the principles of what is (lazily) referred to in the media as “joint enterprise” – is leading the lunchtime news bulletins and will probably fill up much of the…
Read moreIt’s not the police’s job to “believe victims”
I make plain at the outset that I will forever, until the untimely end of my days and beyond, harbour a residual affection for anyone, of any political persuasion, who tells Diane Abbott to fuck off. At any time of day, in any given context, this is surely always the right thing to do. But…
Read moreMr Gove must now hammer the final nail into Grayling’s legacy – and abolish the Innocence Tax
Last week, David Cameron offered a masterclass in how to employ a dead cat to maximum effect. A political tactic chiselled from the wisdom of Lynton Crosby – the Snarf to Cameron’s Liono, to maintain the theme – the Dead Cat postulates that, when events are going against you, you throw a dead cat on…
Read moreAnonymity in sex cases: Time does not bleach the stain
And so, as a Durham University student acquitted of rape provides easy meat for indolent editorials in the broadsheets, so renews the now-ritual exhumation of the debate on anonymity in sex cases. Round and round the usual participants go, like those rotisserie chickens at Tesco, only even more bird-brained. In the red corner, the below-the-line…
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